<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591875476223566332</id><updated>2011-09-10T06:49:54.088-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Asian Engrish - a collection of tasty menu items</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asianmenus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8591875476223566332/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asianmenus.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Thanks for visiting!</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hOZEsOQRHfw/Ti5rTzYj-1I/AAAAAAAANnk/2oCbPTcOcUE/s220/fruittbatt%2Blogo%2B-%2Bsquare.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591875476223566332.post-8087110921908131851</id><published>2009-01-14T03:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-08-19T18:38:41.088-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Asian Specialty Dishes - a menu collection made over years of travel</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/SW3P5vfdiaI/AAAAAAAAKI8/h1qGu3QIKK4/s1600-h/roasted+rat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291113728138119586" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/SW3P5vfdiaI/AAAAAAAAKI8/h1qGu3QIKK4/s400/roasted+rat.jpg" style="display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;What follows is my updated collection of mouth-watering Menu Mysteries from around South-East Asia. Just &lt;em&gt;what&lt;/em&gt;, exactly, might arrive on your plate if you ordered the "&lt;strong&gt;Miseellaneous Chafing Dish&lt;/strong&gt;"? Hmm... Bon appetit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;Spertizers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shrimp paste with saustes egg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Fish cvrispy frifs with beancuve&lt;br /&gt;Steamed crockles&lt;br /&gt;Shrimp crackers and child paste dip&lt;br /&gt;Four colour egg rolls&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sup&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Saropus Albicans with Red Ant's Egg Spicy Soup&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Soup with any kind of balls&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Intestine soap&lt;br /&gt;Hol &amp;amp; souv sedfood soap&lt;br /&gt;Inside of beef soup&lt;br /&gt;Fish organs soup with mushrooms&lt;br /&gt;Water sting ray tomyum&lt;br /&gt;Pork’s blood soup&lt;br /&gt;Bone soup&lt;br /&gt;Sukiyaki soup or with out soup any wetted&lt;br /&gt;Fish noble and lemonate soup with fungus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;Sedfood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Crab Kwither&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Prawn Coin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Fish box salad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Sticking up fish tail&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Sea Procuress Spicy Soured Salad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Fish Dancing with Free-Water&lt;br /&gt;Fried shrimp with basinlive&lt;br /&gt;Grilled lobester&lt;br /&gt;Serpent head with chilli and ginger&lt;br /&gt;Stewed dragon&lt;br /&gt;Fived cvad with cuvy&lt;br /&gt;Fried Water Crass&lt;br /&gt;Mud fish in Bowel&lt;br /&gt;Fried fish ganger&lt;br /&gt;Deep flied flog&lt;br /&gt;Fried Crispy a hold fish&lt;br /&gt;Two delicious fish tails&lt;br /&gt;Stewed entrails with bamboo shot&lt;br /&gt;Fried sun dryed snake-head&lt;br /&gt;Deep fried crab's fingers&lt;br /&gt;Catfish not cuvee no coconut mike&lt;br /&gt;Short-neck clams&lt;br /&gt;Cartilage of fish jaw specied&lt;br /&gt;Special swiming skin-bladder&lt;br /&gt;Frog-pretended basa fish with beans prounts&lt;br /&gt;Basa-fish stomach with chilli and citronella&lt;br /&gt;Basa intervolve cabbage&lt;br /&gt;Caned fish with beer and spice&lt;br /&gt;Cooker fish with lotus core&lt;br /&gt;Cattlefish deep fried until cracking&lt;br /&gt;Fride soak srcimp in flour&lt;br /&gt;Steem mud with beer&lt;br /&gt;Fish fried in oven&lt;br /&gt;Fish enrolled with meat and fried&lt;br /&gt;Whelk boiled in beer&lt;br /&gt;Tortoise simmered at red&lt;br /&gt;Tortoise stimmered with 8 medicinal herbs&lt;br /&gt;Ell braise in several flowers&lt;br /&gt;Fish steamed in three degrees&lt;br /&gt;Sharimps steved in caramel&lt;br /&gt;Fish chafing dish&lt;br /&gt;Barbeqwe Goldfish&lt;br /&gt;Friet shmirp with dipped powder&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;Other Main Curses&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mutton Fighting Ball&lt;br /&gt;Fried stuffed big tribe with kite-lon&lt;br /&gt;Sacculent Chicken Boxing&lt;br /&gt;Boiled shitlins salad&lt;br /&gt;Tender Fat Dry Interstine&lt;br /&gt;Deep Fried Duck's Mouth&lt;br /&gt;Spicy Soured Small Appendix&lt;br /&gt;Minced Cattle's Cleaning Cloth Spicy with Parch Rice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Fried rice topped of shrimp paste sauce with Scomber&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Deep Fried Stuff with Red Bean&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Hommose with Fool&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Salt-Crap Lon&lt;br /&gt;Nudles with the legs of a pork to steam&lt;br /&gt;Raw beef and bile&lt;br /&gt;Roasted pork ear&lt;br /&gt;Chicken in hot wild soup&lt;br /&gt;Steamed Duck with Slug&lt;br /&gt;Rice covered with chiken&lt;br /&gt;Young pork rips&lt;br /&gt;Medicated Duck&lt;br /&gt;Sweetened liver&lt;br /&gt;Saute sparrow&lt;br /&gt;Chicken feet salad&lt;br /&gt;Grill Bowels with gralic&lt;br /&gt;Spicy yard grass salad&lt;br /&gt;Boiled vice with povk&lt;br /&gt;Pan-fried delicious stuffing&lt;br /&gt;Frice chicken with lemonade&lt;br /&gt;Pork-neck salad&lt;br /&gt;Salad modern&lt;br /&gt;Fried Fox&lt;br /&gt;Fried cracky&lt;br /&gt;Sweed fat rabbit&lt;br /&gt;Deer steak with chips&lt;br /&gt;Heart and kedne noodle&lt;br /&gt;Boiled dipping with salted&lt;br /&gt;Sweat and sauced polk ribs&lt;br /&gt;Half-cooked beef and celery&lt;br /&gt;Featherback pie with sprount bean&lt;br /&gt;Stirt fired wild boar with musrad green&lt;br /&gt;Mexed meat vegetavle put in soup put on small gas cooker&lt;br /&gt;Water-drop wort Salad with shredded meat salted and dried Root of lotus Sa&lt;br /&gt;Yellwow nodle with vagatable&lt;br /&gt;Chicken pierce and grill&lt;br /&gt;Fried perfume snail&lt;br /&gt;Lat with earpork&lt;br /&gt;Egg and chicken's ovary&lt;br /&gt;Bolled pork's ovary&lt;br /&gt;Sort of carb&lt;br /&gt;Boneless frog stirfied with little water&lt;br /&gt;Frog slewed with lotus grains&lt;br /&gt;Frog leg enveloped in egg and fryed&lt;br /&gt;Boneless pigeon deep fried until cracking&lt;br /&gt;Duck stave in Hoa Do fashion&lt;br /&gt;Fried beef by skaking the saucepan&lt;br /&gt;Boneless tig's trotters farced with musroom and hotch potch&lt;br /&gt;Beef testicles steaming boat&lt;br /&gt;Fried snake pie&lt;br /&gt;Noodles fried with materials&lt;br /&gt;Pig's solid small intestine&lt;br /&gt;Sway veal with cellory&lt;br /&gt;Chiness dish&lt;br /&gt;Chicken with live tastes&lt;br /&gt;Cooked bird with lotus sede&lt;br /&gt;Grill meat dog&lt;br /&gt;Miseellaneous chafing dish&lt;br /&gt;Stirfry snail with bunripe anana&lt;br /&gt;Sunburnt beef&lt;br /&gt;Frice pock&lt;br /&gt;Specia chop kind of genetable&lt;br /&gt;Oried beefs lugs&lt;br /&gt;Frog Porridge (2 or 3 frogs)&lt;br /&gt;Ginger &amp;amp; Wine Frog&lt;br /&gt;Beffballs&lt;br /&gt;Stewed Pork’s limp&lt;br /&gt;Deep-fried ostrich with lemonglass&lt;br /&gt;Fried aborigine with basil&lt;br /&gt;Emerald butter flics&lt;br /&gt;Mineed chinken&lt;br /&gt;Rice with pork finger&lt;br /&gt;Spicy and sour with pig jelly&lt;br /&gt;Pig stomach and pockles soup&lt;br /&gt;Chicken Pedestal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;Europaen Food&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Fried rice and put egg on top&lt;br /&gt;Haumburgar Amercan&lt;br /&gt;Chickhen sandwish&lt;br /&gt;Juicily Chicken&lt;br /&gt;Egg Cutlett&lt;br /&gt;Screamble egg&lt;br /&gt;Mescican eggs and beans&lt;br /&gt;Fried whole chicken with fire flame&lt;br /&gt;Round egg fried&lt;br /&gt;Chicken Stro Ganoff&lt;br /&gt;Boiked eg sandwich&lt;br /&gt;Cucumber in can&lt;br /&gt;Veqataples staffed omplete&lt;br /&gt;Fresh union sup&lt;br /&gt;Jaffel (Australian sandwich)&lt;br /&gt;Moosely&lt;br /&gt;Mussli an pinappel&lt;br /&gt;Taro roots bake duck with vegetable&lt;br /&gt;Cutted or squeeze potato&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;Desserts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Corn soup ice cream&lt;br /&gt;Bean junket&lt;br /&gt;Carrot ice-cream&lt;br /&gt;Custard big box&lt;br /&gt;Soaked mango&lt;br /&gt;Green bean and sally egg cake&lt;br /&gt;Cocopie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dring&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Pankled Coffee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Spankling Lamon&lt;br /&gt;Soda water with milk&lt;br /&gt;Water banana&lt;br /&gt;Cold big lavie water&lt;br /&gt;Avocado &amp;amp; chocolate juice&lt;br /&gt;Tomato milkshake&lt;br /&gt;Cucumber shake&lt;br /&gt;Green beans shake&lt;br /&gt;Sugar freshly juice&lt;br /&gt;Egg coffee&lt;br /&gt;Alabika coffee&lt;br /&gt;Café aulet&lt;br /&gt;Avocado coffee&lt;br /&gt;Drought Beer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"&gt;--ooOoo--&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Outside&amp;nbsp;one restaurant was this elegant notice:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Our mission is to make our customer happy &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;with our good and say "what a so tasty!"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8591875476223566332-8087110921908131851?l=asianmenus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asianmenus.blogspot.com/feeds/8087110921908131851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://asianmenus.blogspot.com/2009/01/asian-specialty-dishes-collection-made.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8591875476223566332/posts/default/8087110921908131851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8591875476223566332/posts/default/8087110921908131851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asianmenus.blogspot.com/2009/01/asian-specialty-dishes-collection-made.html' title='Asian Specialty Dishes - a menu collection made over years of travel'/><author><name>Thanks for visiting!</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hOZEsOQRHfw/Ti5rTzYj-1I/AAAAAAAANnk/2oCbPTcOcUE/s220/fruittbatt%2Blogo%2B-%2Bsquare.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/SW3P5vfdiaI/AAAAAAAAKI8/h1qGu3QIKK4/s72-c/roasted+rat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
